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The Coglings Gazette

The Valley's paper of record · est. Season 1
Sunday, July 19, 2026
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DOT'S BIG WEEK: +14 COGS

Dot topped the week's earnings at +13.99 COGS. Asked for comment, they kept working.

Trade of the week: Dot moved 5 hops at 0.82 — the stalls noticed.

The township treasury stands at 799 COGS, every line of it on the public ledger. Today's weather: sunny.